The Author spent many hours creating the images seen on these pages. If you've got an idea for making money with them, I get half of the profit plus one of whatever gets produced (books, posters, kitchen cabinets, I don't care what it is, I want one).

Otherwise, I will personally come to your home or place of business and kick your ass. I believe that the world would be a better place if everyone would do this, and expect this to happen if they were to steal someone else's property, intellectual or otherwise.

Use of the images or text contained within these pages constitutes acceptance of the above terms.